Functional As Hell Aromatherapy Blends

These are high-concentration rollerball oils created for real, repeatable support. Each blend is formulated at approximately 30% essential oil concentration and built around classic aromatherapy structures, not trends or vague “good vibes.” Every oil in this line has a specific role, and every blend is designed to do one job well.

Choose the blend your nervous system is asking for.

🌿 Chill the F Out

Purpose: calming overstimulation, easing tension, grounding emotional excess
Fragrance notes:
Soft floral lavender opens the blend, immediately calming and familiar. Herbal clary sage and gentle citrus bergamot smooth the edges, while frankincense and sandalwood create a warm, steady base. Myrrh and amber add depth and weight, finished with a faint, cooling touch of peppermint that keeps the blend from feeling heavy.

Overall scent: herbal, resinous, softly cooling

⚡ Lock the F In (Peppermint-Free)

Purpose: focus, clarity, drive, mental stamina
Fragrance notes:
Bright sweet orange lifts the top instantly, paired with sharp, green rosemary and basil for mental clarity. Bergamot keeps the blend crisp without becoming sharp. Frankincense grounds the energy, while pine needle adds a clean, alert, fresh-air finish that feels focused rather than frantic.

Overall scent: bright citrus, green herbs, clean woods

😴 Go the F to Sleep

Purpose: deep rest, nervous system shutdown, mental quiet
Fragrance notes:
Lavender forms the soft, soothing foundation, supported by clary sage for deeper nervous system calm. Frankincense slows the mind and steadies breathing, while bergamot gently eases emotional tension. Myrrh and sandalwood anchor the blend with a warm, heavy, resinous base that lingers quietly.

Overall scent: soft floral, warm resin, smooth woods

Each blend is sold individually. Use intuitively, rotate as needed, or keep one within reach for the moments it’s made for.

No fluff. No guesswork. Just blends that actually do what they say.